Of all the things I never expected to be given at gig, toilet paper is very near the top of the list. But one should always expect the unexpected. And possibly be prepared for the unexpected. This evening, one of my lovely audience members brought me a gift, wrapped appropriately in a wine box. Lo and behold, when I opened it up, waiting for me inside was no ordinary loo paper, but eight rolls of ultra soft and silky, embossed toilet paper! Should I auction it off to help fund my impending research trip to France?