What do you do when you’re 14 and confined to home for an indefinite period of time? Try out new hairstyles. First you get your mama to trim off the bottom of the impending mullet, then you sculpt your hair into a 50s pomp. Next, phone a friend from the rockabilly scene for a few tips … more product, it needs to be wetter. Follow these expert instructions. Then wonder if you should move from mandolin to guitar.
Happiness as Anarchy #314: Retro Teenager
